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<title>My affliction</title>
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<modified>2008-05-21T12:54:36Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-21T12:39:54Z</issued>
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<created>2008-05-21T12:39:54Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">In the midst of all the clean-up work from being away for a semester, today I get to go to the orthopedist about my knee. I was talking about this affliction with my friend Lara on Monday when I realized...</summary>
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<name>CrankyProfessor</name>

<email>professor@crankyprofessor.com</email>
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<dc:subject>Science.  Or Not.</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>In the midst of all the clean-up work from being away for a semester, today I get to go to the orthopedist about my <a href="http://www.crankyprofessor.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?IncludeBlogs=1&search=knee">knee</a>.  I was talking about this affliction with my friend Lara on Monday when I realized that I think of myself as sickly, but not fragile.  She, who has broken a number of bones badly but isn't often sick, has the opposite medical self-apprehension.  Interesting.  </p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>At least it didn&apos;t snow</title>
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<modified>2008-05-19T13:00:23Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-19T12:56:58Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.crankyprofessor.com,2008://1.1609</id>
<created>2008-05-19T12:56:58Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> At least it didn&apos;t snow Originally uploaded by Michael Tinkler. The one hundred and eighty-third commencement of Hobart College and the nininety-seventh commencement of William Smith College....</summary>
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<name>CrankyProfessor</name>

<email>professor@crankyprofessor.com</email>
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<dc:subject>&apos;Higher&apos; Education</dc:subject>
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  <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/29301497@N00/2505393052/">At least it didn't snow</a>
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The one hundred and eighty-third commencement of Hobart College and the nininety-seventh commencement of William Smith College.
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<entry>
<title>Fill it to the rim . . . with caffeinated Brim?</title>
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<modified>2008-05-18T12:58:04Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-18T12:53:04Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.crankyprofessor.com,2008://1.1608</id>
<created>2008-05-18T12:53:04Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Here is a great article in the New York Times about branding, reviving dead brands (think Volkswagen Beetle), and consumer memory. Here they&apos;re talking about Brim Coffee: This brings us to Earle’s ideas about the potential upside of faulty consumer...</summary>
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<name>CrankyProfessor</name>

<email>professor@crankyprofessor.com</email>
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<dc:subject>History</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Here is a great article in the New York Times about <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/18/magazine/18rebranding-t.html?pagewanted=1&ei=5124&en=702a2d7a352c7741&ex=1368676800&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink">branding, reviving dead brands (think Volkswagen Beetle), and consumer memory</a>.  Here they're talking about Brim Coffee:<br />
<blockquote><br />
<em>This brings us to Earle’s ideas about the potential upside of faulty consumer memory. Maybe, for instance, you’re among those who remember Brim. But do you also remember that it was a decaf-only brand? That’s actually why you could “fill it to the rim.” River West’s research found that many who recall the Brim brand have forgotten the decaf detail.</p>

<p>. . . </p>

<p>Earle says that this imperfection of memory can be used to enhance whatever new Brim he comes up with. This is “a benefit of dormancy,” he says. The brand equity has value on its own, but it can be grafted onto something newer and, perhaps, more innovative. “Consumers remember the kind of high-level essence of the brand,” he says. “They tend to forget the product specifics.” This, he figures, creates an opening: it gives the reintroduced version “permission” to forget that decaf-only limitation as well and morph into a full line of coffee varieties. “ ‘Fill it to the rim with Brim’ stands for full-flavored coffee,” Earle says, with a chuckle. “Fill it to the rim — it’s great stuff!”</em> </blockquote></p>

<p>I remember the "Fill it to the Rim with Brim" campaign, but I'd forgotten the decaf angle.  Interesting!  It's a fascinating article.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>College Presidents</title>
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<modified>2008-05-17T02:12:14Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-17T02:09:03Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.crankyprofessor.com,2008://1.1607</id>
<created>2008-05-17T02:09:03Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">The boom boom crack boom of fireworks in the distance - part of Senior Week. The president of these Colleges likes fireworks - we have them at all sorts of events. I approve, myself!...</summary>
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<name>CrankyProfessor</name>

<email>professor@crankyprofessor.com</email>
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<dc:subject>&apos;Higher&apos; Education</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>The <em>boom boom crack boom</em> of fireworks in the distance - part of Senior Week.  The <a href="http://www.hws.edu/about/president.aspx">president of these Colleges</a> likes fireworks - we have them at all sorts of events.  I approve, myself!</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Ripped from the headlines!</title>
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<modified>2008-05-16T22:31:35Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-16T22:27:18Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.crankyprofessor.com,2008://1.1606</id>
<created>2008-05-16T22:27:18Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Chemist gets life for hubby&apos;s acid vat murder. Her big mistake? Getting found out before the body dissolved. Ick....</summary>
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<name>CrankyProfessor</name>

<email>professor@crankyprofessor.com</email>
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<dc:subject>Future Law &amp; Order Stories</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/05/16/acid.slaying.ap/index.html">Chemist gets life for hubby's acid vat murder.</a>  Her big mistake?  Getting found out before the body dissolved.  Ick.  </p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Back . . .</title>
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<modified>2008-05-15T00:09:40Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-15T00:04:53Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.crankyprofessor.com,2008://1.1605</id>
<created>2008-05-15T00:04:53Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">. . . here, and in time for graduation!...</summary>
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<name>CrankyProfessor</name>

<email>professor@crankyprofessor.com</email>
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<dc:subject>&apos;Higher&apos; Education</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>. . . <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Park+pl+geneva,+ny+14456&sll=42.8526,-76.995351&sspn=0.912127,1.50238&ie=UTF8&ll=42.865475,-76.984828&spn=0.007125,0.011737&t=h&z=16">here</a>, and in time for graduation!</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Almost ready to return to the frozen North</title>
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<modified>2008-05-14T00:28:19Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-13T18:26:54Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.crankyprofessor.com,2008://1.1604</id>
<created>2008-05-13T18:26:54Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">After 4 months in Italy I have a pretty severe food reaction, and this trip was no different. Since getting home I have eaten variously and well, but I&apos;ve covered most of the bases - Chinese, Indian, Southern, Mexican -...</summary>
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<name>CrankyProfessor</name>

<email>professor@crankyprofessor.com</email>
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<dc:subject>The South</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>After 4 months in Italy I have a pretty severe food reaction, and this trip was no different.  Since getting home I have eaten variously and well, but I've covered most of the bases - Chinese, Indian, Southern, Mexican - and today barbecue!   And tonight, <a href="http://krystal.com/">Krystals!</a></p>

<p>I guess I can head back to Geneva, now.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Oddly put</title>
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<modified>2008-05-12T17:54:53Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-12T17:46:40Z</issued>
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<summary type="text/plain">The oddest paragraph I&apos;ve read today - this from today&apos;s Wall Street Journal: Dawn Brown, a vice president and spokeswoman for Barneys, said the company had no comment. Mr. Jackson, Istithmar&apos;s chief executive, said Sunday that, &quot;We have no comment.&quot;...</summary>
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<name>CrankyProfessor</name>

<email>professor@crankyprofessor.com</email>
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<dc:subject>Journalism</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>The oddest paragraph I've read today - this from today's<em> Wall Street Journal:</em><br />
<blockquote><em><br />
Dawn Brown, a vice president and spokeswoman for Barneys, said the company had no comment.  Mr. Jackson, Istithmar's chief executive, said Sunday that, "We have no comment."</em> [Dodes, Rachel, et al. 2008 "Barneys CEO Is Expected to Quit." <em>Wall Street Journal, </em>May 12, 2008, sec. B.]<br />
</blockquote></p>

<p>There's something off about the repetition and the variety of indirect and direct quotation.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Ol&apos; times</title>
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<modified>2008-05-10T22:02:40Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-10T22:00:33Z</issued>
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<created>2008-05-10T22:00:33Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">I got to see a free, bonus childhood friend, Miss Juanita Lane, proprietress of Dulce desserts. Cookies for us! Yum! If I lived in Nashville I would be thinking of reasons to order a fancy cake . . . ....</summary>
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<![CDATA[<p>I got to see a free, bonus childhood friend, Miss Juanita Lane, proprietress of <a href="http://dulcedesserts.com/gallery.html">Dulce desserts.</a>  Cookies for us!  Yum!  If I lived in Nashville I would be thinking of reasons to order a fancy cake . . . .</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Strolling through someone else&apos;s graduation</title>
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<modified>2008-05-09T15:42:22Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-09T15:21:53Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.crankyprofessor.com,2008://1.1601</id>
<created>2008-05-09T15:21:53Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">I&apos;m visiting my life-long* friend the Catholic chaplain for Vanderbilt University for a few days. For various logistical reasons (remember last year&apos;s summer-of-the-tenure-case hell?) I haven&apos;t been to Nashville for a couple of years (he was appointed chaplain in the...</summary>
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<name>CrankyProfessor</name>

<email>professor@crankyprofessor.com</email>
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<dc:subject>The South</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>I'm visiting my life-long* friend the Catholic <a href="http://www.vanderbiltcatholic.org/">chaplain for Vanderbilt University</a> for a few days.  For various logistical reasons (remember last year's summer-of-the-tenure-case hell?)  I haven't been to Nashville for a couple of years (he was appointed chaplain in the summer of 2006), so I've had some catching up to do.  We're still working on scheduling lunch with another high school <a href="http://www.sheltonclark.com/">friend,</a> (both of whose parents were also at Vanderbilt with ours, by the way, and with whom I went to school from K-12).</p>

<p>We walked over to the graduation to see part of the procession.  I was struck with how BIG Vanderbilt is - or maybe what a small liberal arts college <a href="http://www.hws.edu/index.aspx">these Colleges</a> are.  Vanderbilt has to have a Jumbotron on the Quad!  The music was shaping up to be splendid, but we left before the faculty procession; I wanted to stay for the headgear, always the highlight of regalia, but Father has a funeral.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.vanderbiltcatholic.org/index.cfm?load=page&page=113">Click and send money to the Chaplaincy.</a>  Father Baker promises to have a more integrated click-and-give function up soon!  </p>

<p>*At the brunch he threw for graduating students, people kept asking how I knew Father.  The simple answer is that all four of our parents knew each other at Vanderbilt - I don't remember not knowing Father.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Death of an Ecclesial Community</title>
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<modified>2008-05-09T15:45:53Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-09T13:48:19Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.crankyprofessor.com,2008://1.1600</id>
<created>2008-05-09T13:48:19Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">I&apos;ve been following the end of Seabury-Western Theological Seminary with some interest - it&apos;s always luridly interesting for someone like me to see how a board of trustees can fire an entire tenured faculty by declaring financial exigency. Hobart and...</summary>
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<name>CrankyProfessor</name>

<email>professor@crankyprofessor.com</email>
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<dc:subject>The Church</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>I've been following the end of Seabury-Western Theological Seminary with some interest - it's always luridly interesting for someone like me to see how a board of trustees can fire an entire tenured faculty by declaring financial exigency.  Hobart and William Smith has a long relationship with Seabury-Western - our previous chaplain, indeed, left these Colleges for a chair at Seabury-Western.  I also have been an irregular reader of <a href="http://akma.disseminary.org/">AKMA's Random Thoughts,</a> a blog from a Seabury faculty member for a few years.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.seabury.edu/about/event.php?story=n_20080424_faculty_notice_staff_cuts.html"><br />
Here's the board's own position on the closure.</a>  Note the wishful thinking in the last paragraph about keeping a doctoral program open.  How do you do that without a faculty?  <br />
  <br />
Captain Yips points out a <a href="http://captainyips.typepad.com/journal/2008/04/confidence.html">lo-how-the-mighty-are-fallen moment in the affair</a>: </p>

<blockquote><em>Considering Seabury-Western's collapse, it's worth noting that the Seabury Board thinks that they need $18.7 million, and that this goal "significantly exceeded Seabury’s fundraising capabilities."

<p>It's not a small amount, to be sure, but in the fundraising and nonprofit worlds $18.7 mil is relative chicken feed.  There was a time that a more confident and assertive Episcopal Church could have raised that money (in 1890 dollars) over lunch at the millionaire's table at the Chicago Club, from some guys named Field, Armour, Pullman, Shedd, Higginbotham, and Swift - and for this purpose, the older version of TEC would have had a seat at that table.  Some of the millionaires were, to be sure, scoundrels, but they were civic minded scoundrels, and the amount needed would have barely dented their resources.  Northwestern University's top student charity fundraiser, Dance Marathon, pulls in $700,000 every year.  That Seabury doesn't even consider the effort is an interesting marker on the road to collapse.</em></blockquote></p>

<p>Really.  They didn't try to raise a little less than $20 million to save an institution in Chicago?  Admittedly, the alumni/ae of seminaries are seldom sources of large contributions, but whatever happened to all those rich Episcopalians?</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>The government is subsidizing the development of robots as caregivers for the old.</title>
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<modified>2008-05-09T13:13:17Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-09T13:10:14Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.crankyprofessor.com,2008://1.1599</id>
<created>2008-05-09T13:10:14Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">That&apos;s from an article about the slow-moving demographic collapse of Japan. The number of children has declined for 27 consecutive years, a government report said over the weekend. Japan now has fewer children who are 14 or younger than at...</summary>
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<name>CrankyProfessor</name>

<email>professor@crankyprofessor.com</email>
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<dc:subject>The World</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>That's from an article about the <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/05/AR2008050502224.html?nav=rss_world">slow-moving demographic collapse of Japan.</a></p>

<blockquote><em>The number of children has declined for 27 consecutive years, a government report said over the weekend. Japan now has fewer children who are 14 or younger than at any time since 1908.

<p>The proportion of children in the population fell to an all-time low of 13.5 percent. That number has been falling for 34 straight years and is the lowest among 31 major countries, according to the report. In the United States, children account for about 20 percent of the population.</em><br />
</blockquote></p>

<p>via <a href="http://www.cronaca.com/">Cronaca</a><br />
</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Pymgy?  Only among whales</title>
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<modified>2008-05-08T13:52:30Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-08T13:51:11Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.crankyprofessor.com,2008://1.1598</id>
<created>2008-05-08T13:51:11Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Only among whales can a species get to 21 feet long and still be designated &apos;pygmy.&apos;...</summary>
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<name>CrankyProfessor</name>

<email>professor@crankyprofessor.com</email>
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<dc:subject>Science.  Or Not.</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Only among whales can a species get to <a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/05/080507-pygmy-whale.html">21 feet long and still be designated 'pygmy.'</a></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>The power of the visual</title>
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<modified>2008-05-07T14:40:41Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-07T14:30:03Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.crankyprofessor.com,2008://1.1597</id>
<created>2008-05-07T14:30:03Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Stage-managing a rally to create a sense of the overwhelming enthusiasm for Change for the Sake of Change - go look. Yet another sign of the normal behavior of the Obama campaign. Everyone on both sides does this kind of...</summary>
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<name>CrankyProfessor</name>

<email>professor@crankyprofessor.com</email>
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<dc:subject>The World</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Stage-managing a rally to create a sense of the overwhelming enthusiasm for Change for the Sake of Change - <a href="http://townhall.com/blog/g/082ab837-a4f6-4a7d-bec3-2fff2d27a681">go look.</a>  Yet another sign of the normal behavior of the Obama campaign.  Everyone on both sides does this kind of thing, but it's always nice to get it confirmed.  </p>

<p>Be sure to scroll down for the bumpersticker, too.</p>

<p>via <a href="http://instapundit.com/">Instapundit</a></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Times to trust experts and (some) journalists and to distrust (all) politicians</title>
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<modified>2008-05-06T18:13:30Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-06T17:47:38Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.crankyprofessor.com,2008://1.1596</id>
<created>2008-05-06T17:47:38Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">If you think for two minutes, you will realize that you have stumbled upon one of those extraordinary cases where people who have spent their whole lives studying a subject actually understand it as well as, or even better than,...</summary>
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<name>CrankyProfessor</name>

<email>professor@crankyprofessor.com</email>
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<dc:subject>Journalism</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<blockquote><em>If you think for two minutes, you will realize that you have stumbled upon one of those extraordinary cases where people who have spent their whole lives studying a subject actually understand it as well as, or even better than, people who have spent their whole lives scheming to get their hands on as much political power as possible.</em>
</blockquote>
That's <a href="http://meganmcardle.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/05/the_vapidity_of_cable_news_par_1.php">Miss McArdle on the gas tax.</a>]]>

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